Introduction:

Greetings, I’m Zoot. Let’s be honest, you already knew that…didn’t you? Basically, I run the show at ZootAlore. I have been travelling the galaxies for the last 106 years, and I have finally found a nice set of colleagues with great ideas; great ethics and not-so-ugly faces.

What I have been up to:

This week, I have been organising the staff Christmas party. Sadly, I don’t think that the ZootAlore! employees would be able to keep up with ‘Party Zoot’, so we will be heading out for a meal mid-December, and behaving ourselves.

We’ve also been organising everything ready for an exhibition that we’re off to in London. It’s called Opening Doors and it’s going to be huge. We’ve got two stands there, one for The Big Academy and one for the ZootAlore! Group. I’m heading down too, as it’s based at Tottenham Hotspurs’ football ground and I haven’t seen my old pal Harry Redknapp since my trial last year.

Are you heading along to Opening Doors? If so, let me know – we should meet up.

In the news:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a350673/obama-official-aliens-are-not-on-earth.html

Apparently, one of Obama’s officials has said that there are no aliens on Earth. He’s obviously not been to the ZootAlore! offices, where I reside daily. Mr Larson has said that there is no evidence to say that an alien has ever engaged with a human being. That’s probably true, my intellect is far too high to communicate with half of these guys in the office.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/15692417

I’m pleased to see that the spoon-billed sandpipers are back. I missed those guys. We had some great times in the 70s. It’ll be good to catch up.

News from the ZootAlore! offices:

Rumour has it that ZootAlore! are recruiting. Ooh. Keep an eye on our website.

Zoot

Zoot The Alien
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ZootAlore! Group